<?xml version="1.0"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>K-Links Platinum Demo</title><link>http://klinksdemo.com/index.php</link><description></description><generator></generator><item><title>Shock Pen</title><description><![CDATA[Shock Pen! A great gag for the practical joker! This fine quality &#34pen&#34 delivers hundreds of electric shocks from a replaceable &#34AAA&#34 battery (starter battery included) This will stop the pen thief from stealing your pen! It&#39s truly shocking! ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7813</website><price>6</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>shock-pen</url></item><item><title>Laser Watch 5 Head in 1</title><description><![CDATA[It&#39s Been a long time since we have introduced an item with this much selling potential! This All in One 5 Head Laser Watch Features a Multifunction Digital Display Watch: Time Adjust Date Adjust Push Button Laser Activation The Laser mounted on the side of the watch features a rotating face that allows you to select from 1 of 5 different laser effects with a simple twist! Watch is Carded For Easy Retail Display May include an assortment of Bezel Colors]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7819</website><price>6</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>laser-watch-5-head-in-1</url></item><item><title>**New Toy** Childrens Digital Diary</title><description><![CDATA[Features: Draw and write on  Comes with light and sound Erasable screen, just pull down lever Plastic Drawing pen Each piece in blister card Transparent green , blue , red , and yellow POWER SUPPLY: USE 2 x &#34AG13&#34 CELL BATTERIES  Reccomened for children ages 3- and up]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7844</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>new-toy-childrens-digital-diary</url></item><item><title>Taliban Tank Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[This coin depicts the State-of-the-Art Military hardware used by the Talibanies. 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This item is a great commemorative of our fight against terror as well as some views on current military possibilities. VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER. Great item for Swap meets and Flea Markets as well as online auctions.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7867</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>lets-roll-patriotic-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>George Bush Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY. This coin depicts President Bush rounding up bin laden. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter. This item is a great commemorative of our fight against terror. VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER. Great item for Swap meets and Flea Markets as well as online auctions.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7868</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>george-bush-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>Clinton Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[So Real Looking, It has been Banned on eBay!! From the Monica Mint (not affiliated with the US Mint). THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY. This is a PARODY of the Washington DC Quarter due out in 2009. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter. Flip it and it will land &#39HEAD&#39 side up every time! This item Pokes fun at a President that was in CLOSE QUARTERS with a few too many young women and the only man who has his own Penal Code. VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER. Great item for Swap meets and Flea Markets as well as online auctions.  **NOTE** These are not the Cheap ones that are currently being sold at the same price. You can tell if you received the good ones because the front says &#39Head Quarters&#39 and the fake ones say &#39Close Quarters&#39 ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7869</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>clinton-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>Bill Clinton Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[From the Monica Mint (not affiliated with the US Mint). THIS IS NOVELTY FUNNY MONEY AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS U.S. CURRENCY. This is a PARODY of the Arkansas State Quarter due out in 2003. Slightly larger than a normal Quarter but has the same weight, as it was struck over a real State Quarter. Flip it and it will land &#39HEAD&#39 side up everytime! This item Pokes fun at a President that was in CLOSE QUARTERS with a few too many young women and the only man who has his own Penal Code. VERY WELL DONE, LOOKS LIKE A REAL QUARTER. Great item for Swap meets and Flea Markets as well as online auctions.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7870</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>bill-clinton-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>Hillary Clinton Parody Quarter</title><description><![CDATA[Coin features Hillary Clinton as the Princess she believes she is but turn it upside down and see here as Bill does. This Quarter emulates Hillary, she is an optical illusion. Has the same look and feel as a real Quarter, as it was stamped over a real State Quarter]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7871</website><price>7</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>hillary-clinton-parody-quarter</url></item><item><title>Keychain Breathalyzer</title><description><![CDATA[Alcohol Level Indicators can prevent drunk driving and DUI arrests!    The &#39.08 Personal Breathalyzer&#39 is a break-through product which can give you an objective answer to your question:  &#39Am I OK to drive?&#39   For the first time, you can answer the question!   The &#39.08 Personal Breathalyzer&#39 contains indicator chemistry which has a color change in the certain level of alcohol contained in the breath of the subject. This is the most reliable, simple test on the market...PERIOD.   ORDER TODAY !!   The essential rave product for everyone!!    1 TESTER PER KEYRING  These exact same breathalyzers were featured on Television and in Newspapers Nationwide. The Most Popular Choice!!   Alcohol Level Indicators represent a great opportunity for retail sales.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7893</website><price>8</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>keychain-breathalyzer</url></item><item><title>Comfort Massager</title><description><![CDATA[Ideal for home or office. Elegant and compact design, Unique touch - activated switch for Instant massage anywhere, Comfort fatigued body, Soothe tired aching feet, Relax strained muscles. Uses 2 &#34AA&#34 batteries (not included) Product size: 4.5&#34 (l) x 2.625&#34 (h) x 1.5&#34 (w). ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7926</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>comfort-massager</url></item><item><title>Digital Multi-Function Watch with TALKING Time and Temp</title><description><![CDATA[This neat little gadget will be sure to make your watch a &#34Conversation&#34 piece. Watch uses voice response at the press of a button to let you know the time and temperature Watch Features: Digital LCD Display, Time Adjust, Talking Alarm, Watch speaks time and temp when activated, Watch is Gift Boxed For Easy Retail Display, UNIT WEIGHT: 3 oz]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7940</website><price>9</price><added>1105117499</added><updated>1105117499</updated><url>digital-multi-function-watch-with-talking-time-and-temp</url></item><item><title>Cell Phone Antenna Boosters</title><description><![CDATA[YOUR TALKING ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHEN YOUR CALL STARTS TO B-R-E-A-K UP,THEN IT FADES IN AND OUT. OR MAYBE IT DISAPPEARS ENTIRLY. BEEN THERE? IF YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE, YOU PROBABLY HAVE. WELL, WE HAVE THE SOLUTION, THE POWER STRIP ANTENNA BOOSTER.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7654</website><price>1</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>cell-phone-antenna-boosters12285</url></item><item><title>Safe Guard</title><description><![CDATA[Small profile so it keeps your phone attractive This is a great wholesale product. It solves a growing, recognized problem: cell-phone radiation. It truly is a great opportunity when you can wholesale products that you make a profit on, but also help provide safety to your customers. There is Mounting Evidence That Cell-Phone Radiation Poses a Direct Threat To Your Mental Health. Now, With the Revolutionary Radiation Blocker You Can Shield 99% of Potentially Harmful Radiation From Entering Your Brain. Cellular phones are here to stay and unfortunately ALL of them radiate potentially harmful electromagnetic radiation into your brain.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7655</website><price>1</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>safe-guard</url></item><item><title>3ft Keychain Measure</title><description><![CDATA[This 3ft Keychain Tape Measure is sure to be of use. While most Novelty tape measures only give you 6-12 inches of usable Tape, this small wonder gives you a full 3 feet of measuring ability.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7659</website><price>1</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>3ft-keychain-measure</url></item><item><title>2&#34 Yo-Yo Waterball</title><description><![CDATA[2&#34 Yo-Yo Waterballs, back in stock This Yo-Yo Waterball has taken the market by storm! Squeeze It Throw It Catch it Bounce It Recommended for ages 6 & up May Receive Red, blue,orange,purple,yellow and green.  UNIT WEIGHT: 4 oz.   ]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7666</website><price>1</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>2-34-yo-yo-waterball</url></item><item><title>Bungee Watch</title><description><![CDATA[Packaging may differ from picture above.    Our hotest Item!! This is a digital watch on a bungi cord. These are going to be HOT!! Comes in an assortment of colors: Pink, Light Blue, Purple, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Black Set these by the cash register and watch them Sell Out! Sorry, No color choices are currently available.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7676</website><price>2</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>bungee-watch</url></item><item><title>Alien Pen</title><description><![CDATA[Non-Refillable plasic Alien pen  Makes great stocking stuffers, prizes for kids games, and much more.]]></description><website>http://www.discountshopfest.com/affiliates/cgi-bin/clickthru.cgi?id=YOURAFFID&page=http://www.discountshopfest.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/7677</website><price>2</price><added>1105117498</added><updated>1105117498</updated><url>alien-pen</url></item><item><title>6&#34 Whoopie Cushion</title><description><![CDATA[Whoopee Cushions... They make us laugh and bring out the immaturity in all of us. Who can resist the look of horror on the victim’s face? 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